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Mr. Umbeke Umdagi

DEAR MR. SUBDIVIDED:
IT IS MY DEEPEST AND SINCEREST HOPE THAT THIS LETTER FINDS YOU IN THE UTMOST HEALTH.

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE MOST TRUSTWORTHY AND RELIABLE IN HEALTH MATTERS. MY FATHER, THE RECENTLY ASSASSINATED N’BUTU UMDAGI, LEFT $30 MILLION USD IN A SECRET AND SECURE ACCOUNT. I REQUIRE SUCH MONEY THAT I MIGHT COMMUNICATE WITH HEALTH PROFESSIONALS INSIDE THE USDA, SO THAT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET MY HEALTH PRODUCTS APPROVED. I KINDLY ASK THAT I TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOU FOR SAFE KEEPING UNTIL I CAN ESCAPE MY COUNTRY. I CAN PROVIDE TO YOU WITH SAMPLE PLIANT AND DISSOLVABLE LOZENGES WHICH ARE SPECIALLY DEVELOPED TO BE SUPPLE AND SOLUABLE BELOW THE CLAPPER AS A SHOW OF 'GOOD FAITH' TO YOU, MY FRIEND. MANY THANKS FOR YOUR TRUSTWORTHINESS AND CONFIDENTIALITY.

UMBEKE

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